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Nerdy Pickup Lines for YA Book Lovers

I’m not sure if these nerdy pickup lines will get you any game, but they will sure as heck make you laugh, snicker and chortle. (Definitely chortle). From my own creations to Ryan Gosling’s charm, these pickup lines were made with YA book lovers in mind.

What’s the funniest nerdy pickup line you’ve heard? Have you made up your own?!

Nerdy Pickup Lines for Book Lovers


From the Mind of RBR

I’m such a dork, so thinking of nerdy pickup lines wasn’t too hard for me:

  • You’re like a great library book – I’m checking you out.
  • You’re the Hermione to my Ron. (Harry Potter)
  • I don’t care if you’re Team Peeta or Team Gale. My love for you is no (hunger) game.
  • If I were Tobias, I’d only have one fear…losing you. (Divergent)
  • If love is a disease, I want to be infected. (Delirium)
  • My Grace is making you swoon. (Graceling)
  • The Volturi are not match for my shirtless torso and jorts. (Twilight)
  • Girl, let’s always keep in touch (even if it kills me…) (Shatter Me)

Nerdy Pickup Lines From Ryan Gosling

From the Ryan Gosling Reads YA Tumblr:

ryan gosling mortal instruments

ryan gosling such a rush

ryan gosling YALSA

From Across the Interwebz

From Flavorwire:

  • You’re so hunky, you must be hiding a rapidly aging portrait somewhere in your attic.
  • I love the way you fill out an Amazon wishlist.
  • Do you know how I can contact Sherlock Holmes? Because I need to solve the mystery of how to win your heart.
  • We could make such a beautiful library together.

What other YA or nerdy pickup lines do you like?!

About Lisa Parkin

I'm a hardcore lover of young adult fiction and have been reviewing books since 2011. Other interests include Downton Abbey, heat lightning storms, Harry Potter land and (begrudingly) one orange tabby.